Me, Myself, and I – Can’t Get Along (men version)
Mr. Anderson (I) desperately tries to live holy but struggles with his inner temptations; Me and Myself. If he can just stop these sinful tempters from influencing him, then he can live a life pleasing to God. Therefore, he goes to court to get a restraining order against Me and Myself. (The men version includes temptations and dialog more applicable to men)
Christmas Court TV
This script is parody of the popular TV court shows. Who can better testify to the birth of Christ than an actual eyewitness, the sheep whom was in the manger. Shirley the Sheep is suing Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer claiming that the Reindeer stole the true meaning of Christmas.
Pastor Seymour is mid-way through his 2-year series on the Book of Acts. He’s been preaching from Acts so long that he says the word “Act” in every word that begins with the letter “A”, e.g., “Act-labama”. Concerned over this change in her husband’s speech, his wife takes him to a doctor. Pastor Seymour is suffering from Acts Syndrome…a condition onset by preaching only from the Book of Acts for an extended period of time.
The Perfect Mate
This script is a parody of the popular TV show “The Dating Game”. An attractive single female is looking for the perfect mate. One bachelor appeals to her body, one appeals to her mind, and the last bachelor, Jesus, appeals to her heart. Who will she choose?
Wandering Prayer Syndrome
A woman is unable to maintain her focus on God when she prays. Why? Because, like many Christians her mind wanders. She is suffering from Wandering Prayer Syndrome or W.P.S. She just can’t keep her mind on the Lord. The cure; Pain and Suffering (P&S). Just one pill of P&S and you will hurt so bad, you won’t think about anything but God!
“Loose Me” Necktie
This is the new “Loose Me” Necktie. This heaven-sent product will guide the wayward man back on the path of righteousness. Every time a man looks at a woman (other than his mate) with his “wandering eyes”, the “Loose Me” necktie will automatically tighten up around his neck until he refocuses on God. This is a great “fun” sketch for a Couple’s Retreat.