Text From God
First Black Man on the Moon
Breaking News! NASA has discovered there is a man on the moon. Unknowingly, Mr. Leroy Jones, a member of the prep crew of Apollo 17, was still on the spacecraft when Mission Control initiated its launch in 1972. Now, nearly 50 years later, NASA has learned that Mr. Jones is still alive. Mission Control will make contact with him for the first time. We are witnessing an historic event; the first black man on the moon.
Black History – Year 2216
It’s the year 2216 and a group of elementary school students are visiting the National Museum of African American History and Culture. As the Tour Guide shares information about key African Americans from the 21st century, she also shares information about the greatest African American from the 22nd century, Charles Milton. Charles Milton is a fictitious future African American.
Several people have come to the special New Year’s Eve Resolutions Anonymous meeting for counseling and to discuss their failed (and outrageous) resolutions from last year. The Therapist shares some important principles to help them overcome their anxieties and make better resolutions for the coming year.
A young man (James) has been praying for a new job. He has finally been called for an interview. Unfortunately, he’s bringing his “bad habits” to the interview with him. God sends an Angel to let James know his bad habits are preventing him receiving blessings God has for him.
This sketch is a parody of the hit reality TV show “Undercover Boss”. In this episode Jesus is going undercover. He will disguise himself as a visitor to see first-hand how His churches are operating. Jesus visits Back-Siding Baptist Church, and finds his church in complete disarray.
Christmas At Gate B5
Passengers are stranded at the airport on Christmas Eve. All flights have been cancelled because of a snow storm. Although the passenger’s spirits are low they decide to have a Christmas celebration while they wait out the storm. Join in the fun as the passengers sing songs by BB King, Whitney Houston, Donnie Hathaway, Eartha Kitt, and more.
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