Christmas Court TV
This script is parody of the popular TV court shows. Who can better testify to the birth of Christ than an actual eyewitness, the sheep whom was in the manger. Shirley the Sheep is suing Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer claiming that the Reindeer stole the true meaning of Christmas.
Marsha asked her sister Audrey to camp out all night to receive a free gift. Audrey loves to shop during the holiday season, so she’s eager to join Marsha, especially after the sales from Black Friday. After hours of camping on the street Audrey realizes that they are camping in front of a church. Marsha comes to explain that she wants Audrey to receive the most important gift of all, the free gift of salvation.
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Pastor Seymour is mid-way through his 2-year series on the Book of Acts. He’s been preaching from Acts so long that he says the word “Act” in every word that begins with the letter “A”, e.g., “Act-labama”. Concerned over this change in her husband’s speech, his wife takes him to a doctor. Pastor Seymour is suffering from Acts Syndrome…a condition onset by preaching only from the Book of Acts for an extended period of time.
A husband and wife visit a financial planner. As a result of some bad investment decisions and the decline in the economy, the couples’ investments are nearly gone. After listening to their concerns, the financial planner recommends a little used program: the P.B.I.P. (Personal Blessing Investment Program).
The Perfect Mate
This script is a parody of the popular TV show “The Dating Game”. An attractive single female is looking for the perfect mate. One bachelor appeals to her body, one appeals to her mind, and the last bachelor, Jesus, appeals to her heart. Who will she choose?
Wanda is ready to enjoy a quiet and relaxing Thanksgiving dinner at home when she is joined by two unwelcome guests, her “Problems” and “Worries”. Soon, Wanda’s “problems” and “worries” convince her that she has nothing to be thankful for. Suddenly, three more unexpected, but welcomed, guests arrive… “Love”, “Peace”, and “Mercy”.