Script Type
Wandering Prayer Syndrome
A woman is unable to maintain her focus on God when she prays. Why? Because, like many Christians her mind wanders. She is suffering from Wandering Prayer Syndrome or W.P.S. She just can’t keep her mind on the Lord. The cure; Pain and Suffering (P&S). Just one pill of P&S and you will hurt so bad, you won’t think about anything but God!
“Loose Me” Necktie
This is the new “Loose Me” Necktie. This heaven-sent product will guide the wayward man back on the path of righteousness. Every time a man looks at a woman (other than his mate) with his “wandering eyes”, the “Loose Me” necktie will automatically tighten up around his neck until he refocuses on God. This is a great “fun” sketch for a Couple’s Retreat.
Speak Christianese
A new Christian struggles to communicate with other church members…that is until she downloads the new App, “Speak Christianese”. In just minutes she is effectively speaking in church jargon like she has been a Christian for years.
Text From God
Sending and receiving phone “text” messages has become a communication phenomenon. A teenager addicted to text messaging is shocked to receive a “text” from God and learns she needs to grow in Christ.
Boot Camp
A group of teenage boys have enrolled in the “Army for the Lord” and this is their first day of boot camp. The Drill Sergeant is determined to turn these silly boys into effective soldiers for the Lord, but he has some work to do.
Christian Police
What if it was a crime to be a “church member” without being saved. This sketch takes a humorous but very serious look at the issue, and the outcome, of being a member of a church without being a member of the Body of Christ.