Like a Good Savior
This sketch is parody of the State Farm Insurance commercial, featuring the popular jingle, “Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Is There”. A woman is struggling to pay her bills. She just can’t seem to get ahead financially. She needs help, so she calls on the Lord, “Like a Good Savior, Jesus is There”. Immediately, Jesus shows up to help her get through her financial crisis.
This script is a parody of a Cooking TV show. The Blessed Baker is preparing her famous “Life Cake”; consisting of personal problems, hardships, and overdue bills. This life mixture looks really messy. However, after she adds a dab of FAITH and bakes the ingredients in the oven of PATIENCE and BELIEF, the Life Cake will turn out to be beautiful.
Imagine a King
Mary and Joseph marvel over the gifts and words from the Wise Men. They now realize that Jesus is more than just their son, He is the promised King.
Wandering Prayer Syndrome
A woman is unable to maintain her focus on God when she prays. Why? Because, like many Christians her mind wanders. She is suffering from Wandering Prayer Syndrome or W.P.S. She just can’t keep her mind on the Lord. The cure; Pain and Suffering (P&S). Just one pill of P&S and you will hurt so bad, you won’t think about anything but God!
“Loose Me” Necktie
This is the new “Loose Me” Necktie. This heaven-sent product will guide the wayward man back on the path of righteousness. Every time a man looks at a woman (other than his mate) with his “wandering eyes”, the “Loose Me” necktie will automatically tighten up around his neck until he refocuses on God. This is a great “fun” sketch for a Couple’s Retreat.
A new Christian struggles to communicate with other church members…that is until she downloads the new App, “Speak Christianese”. In just minutes she is effectively speaking in church jargon like she has been a Christian for years.