Sketch

This is a parody of the hit TV game show “Jeopardy”.  Sir Greg Willis, the smartest man in the world, is completing against five year of Jace Barton, the youngest Jeopardy champion. Sir Willis may be book smart, but he has no knowledge of Jesus; which just so happens to be the correct response to all the questions.

Death, Sin, and the Grave take time out of their busy day to go fishing and celebrate their victory over Jesus.  Unfortunately, their celebration is cut short when they notice Jesus on the shore frying fish.

Two church members are fishing on a pier.  In the course of their conversation, Charles expresses concern that the church is attracting a lot of people with personal problems.  While they are talking, Deacon Wilson repeatedly catches fish and throws them back into the water.  Eventually, Deacon Wilson explains that he is looking for a fish that has already been cleaned inside and out.  Charles realizes there is no such thing as a “clean fish”; after you catch the fish, then you can clean it.  Deacon Wilson helps Charles understand that new members are like that.  They may come with many problems and issues but God is able to change them just like He changed us.

A teenage boy (David) recently received his driver’s license. He is about to drive (down the Road of Life) alone for the first time. David’s mother installed a new God Positioning System (GPS) in his car to help guide his life’s journey. Unfortunately, David fails to follow the GPS’ instructions. He makes several wrong turns (i.e., bad decisions in life) which take him to unknown and dangerous places.  After realizing he is lost and headed for the Road of “Destruction”, David decides to listen to his GPS to help him get to the Road of “Life”.  God Positioning System is a powerful sketch for a Youth Ministry.

Ms. Hatti is the first daughter of Ham, Noah’s second son.  She is not only the oldest living person of color but the oldest living person in the history of the world!  Join Ms. Hatti as she shares her fascinating perspective on the history of the bible as a guest on the Tonight Show.  “Black Her-Story”

A warehouse employee is taking a post-holiday inventory of Christmas props when she approaches Santa’s Christmas Chair.  The chair brings back memories of her childhood and how she placed her faith in Santa to supply her needs.  Now that she is an adult, she realizes that she must have the same child-like faith and trust in Jesus.  This sketch is a great post-Christmas presentation.